Crafty To Do List

There are lots of crafts that I want to do. Someday, I will do them.
- tie die a shirt
- finish my afghan
- make a woodblock
- write more library adventures
- knit a sweater with my cat's face on it (I think this will be the best thing ever!)
- do a fancy papercut
- take apart my bathing suit and use it as a pattern to sew a new one
- make a hippie bag
Oh now that I'm thinking of bathing suits, I'm thinking about summer, which I totally CANNOT wait for! It'll be warm enough to bike down to the river and have fun times. And camping! Oh man, I'm so excited!

Cabbage-Salsa Soup

It rained today, which means it’s a good day to make soup. I didn’t want to go shopping so this was going to be one of those cook-what-you-got sorts of soups.

Here’s what I did:

• 1 head of cabbage
• 1 onion
• 1 can of beans (I used kidney beans, but I’m sure any kind would be good)
• Rice (If you have leftover cooked rice, that would be perfect. I didn’t, so I cooked 1 cup of rice. Alternatively, this soup would be good with strips of corn tortillas instead of rice!)
• Salsa (I used almost an entire jar of my uncle’s home-canned. Aw, yeah getting freaky with the home-canned...)
• Tomato juice
• Garlic
• Vinegar (I used apple cider and balsamic. Vinegar is my secret soup ingredient, always!)
• Cumin
• Sriracha
• Vegetable bouillon
• Cilantro
• Salt
• Olive oil

1. Slice the veggies into big bite-sized pieces. (I only had cabbage and onion, but carrots, peppers, celery, etc would be delicious!)

2. Saute the onions and garlic in olive oil. (I just did this in the bottom of my soup pot.)

3. Once the onions are pretty (a little wilted and caramelized, yum), then add everything else!

As for amounts of things, I like the soup to be pretty flavorful, so I add quite a bit. Right at the end, I didn’t think it was tomato-y enough, so I added a little tomato juice and that was nice. I also think this soup would be super yummy with fresh cilantro, but I only had dried... The cumin, I thought, tasted really nice in it, which I wasn’t quite expecting.

I was too hungry to take pictures while cooking, but here's the end result!
Please ignore the messy kitchen?

Good luck with your soup making!

Computer Comfort

So this semester I started an online master's degree program, which means I'm going to have to spend a lot of time sitting at my computer. Ew. Of course, I have a desktop, which means I not only have to be on my computer, but also I have to sit at a desk. Double ew. To make this less horrible, it became necessary for me to pimp out my desk area.

First things first, I got a chair. I found it for $3 at a swap meet. It looked like crap, but it was all wooden, so I hoped it'd clean up nice. I sanded it and stained it, and suddenly I had a very nice-looking chair. Except it wasn't terribly comfy.
So I made a cushion for it! I bought a cushion pad from a craft store and crocheted a cover for it. Unfortunately I didn't notice that the cushion was quite a bit bigger than the chair until I'd finished crocheting the cover for it. Oh well.

Does it look spooky to you?

Ribbon ties! <3

It almost hurts your eyes!

So anyway, that's the chair.
Then I decided I needed one of those keyboard cushions for people who type a lot. So I made one!

I had some extra fabric and for the filling I used rice. Hopefully, I never spill any water on it because then the rice might rot. And that would be really gross.

Now my computer's really comfy, but doing schoolwork still sucks. Hm... Is there a craft project that makes schoolwork not suck?


Patterns: my own

Hats!

I like hats. I like them a lot. I figure one can never have too many hats. But I'm probably getting close.

The pattern for this first hat came from Stitch 'N Bitch Crochet: The Happy Hooker. Hell, I even tried to use colors and buttons similar to those on the hat in the book because I thought it was so cute. However, I didn't check my gauge, so this hat is too small. Probably it needs to be gifted to one of my smaller-headed friends. You know what they say, "A hat that doesn't fit is only good if it's a yarmulke." And this isn't a yarmulke, and I don't think that's what they say.

Hat model?

Cute ear-flaps, but they don't reach my ears!

I made this next hat because I love cables, and I wanted to use up this yarn I had. Unfortunately, I managed to use up all the yarn before the hat was finished. If you look at the ear-flap, you can see a color change. Oh well. Cables make anything look better, (if you ask me) and they're super fun to knit.

In X-Men, Cable is the son of Cyclops who gets sent to the future!

This next hat is ridiculous. I don't know what I was thinking when I made it. I think I was thinking "beret," but instead it came out like over-sized floppy-hat. Whatever. Maybe it's like one of those Rastafarian hats or something. All I know is I lined this hat with wild print fabric, as if it wasn't ridiculous enough.

Floppy hat powers, go!

This next hat is pretty old, but I like it. When I made it, I was trying to make a Keroppi hat, but most people think the eyes are ears. Anyway, this is one of the best fitting hats I've ever made; I made the back longer than the front, and it covers my ears nicely. But it's pretty silly looking, so I don't wear it too often.

Frog hat! Kero kero...

This next hat is the easiest hat in the world to knit! Basically, you just knit a tube that will fit your head. Once the tube is tall enough to cover enough of your head plus a little extra, you fold it in half and use kitchener stitch to bind the the stitches together. I did the the bottom of the hat in seed stitch (for some reason it's my favorite hat edging) and added some triangles for ear-flaps, but that's totally optional! Oh and I had some random leather scraps that I used as... doinglies(?) on the ends of the ties.

Pointy hat!

Well, that's all. Is that enough hats for you?

Patterns: All are my own except for the one I mentioned from Stitch 'N Bitch Crochet: The Happy Hooker

Bunting!

I love bunting. It's so cute.
And it's the perfect project if you have fabric scraps! I used bias tape to string them together, but if I was going to so this again, I'd do it differently, like I might fold the fabric over some twine and then sew it, because sewing (the buntings? the bunts? the triangles?) in that tiny bias tape crease was annoying.

Don't look too close or you'll realize I cant sew.

My boring wall has some colorful triangles now!

Pattern: I hope you don't really expect there to be a pattern for bunting. There wasn't. I made it up.

Amigurumi Mania!

I love amigurumi. Amigurumi simply means “knit toy” in Japanese. (I don’t think it specifies whether it is knitted or crocheted; as far as I know, both are amigurumi. But I've only done amigurumi with crochet, so there.) But amigurumi patterns are, in my opinion, super amazingly magical!

Basically all amigurumi is worked in the round. It's way more fun than working flat, and the patterns are three dimensional. At first this can be challenging, but once you get going, it is so much fun! I promise.

I think my first adventure in amigurumi was a mushroom. Aww, yeah. It all started with a mushroom. After reading some amigurumi patterns and getting an idea of how they worked, I whipped up this little sucker. Acrylic yarn and fiber fill and voila, a fungus among us.

Yep. It's just a mushroom.

Then I decided I wanted a challenge. So I checked out Amigurumi!: Super Happy Crochet Cute by Shannon Doherty and made the Friends Forever Fawn.

Chin up, fawn! Oh, you can't? Well then...

Mine didn’t turn out quite so beautiful, but whatever. She's floppy. It's cool.

And I kept on hooking. I felt that I needed to create crocheted sea creatures, so I made a lobster.

Didn't John Mayer say something about an ocean of blankets? Eh? Eh?

Oh dang, he’s so cute. He’s got button eyes and pipe cleaners in his little arms. Yes, his claws are lopsided, but that's what happens when you don't write your patterns down. Writing things down is... just too much work. I'm lazy. And anyway, I think real lobsters are lopsided. So it's realistic.

Then for the finishing move, I crocheted a squid. 

Damn.

Oh damn. That is one fine looking squid.

All your arguments are now invalid because I crocheted a squid. Sorry about that.

The squid was in all single crochet except for the ring around the place where his tentacles are attached (What is that? His mouth or something? I don't know.) which is worked in double crochet.
Pretty much I increased where I wanted things to get wider and decreased where I wanted things to get skinnier.
Yep. That's my pattern. Single crochet and sometimes there are increases and decreases.
If I was going to give squid-making advice, I’d recommend making the tentacles with I-cord instead of crocheting them because crocheting them was a pain in the neck, and I-cord is awesome.

Gaze into his squid-y eye...

 Well... I'd say that pretty much sums up how I feel about amigurumi. Stay tuned for next time when I crochet an angler fish!

Pattern(s):  Fawn from Amigurumi! by Shannon Doherty, all other patterns are mine!

Knit Headbands! (with crochet flowers!)

Sometimes you just don’t want a hat. If you’re like me and wear your hair up all the time, hats just aren’t practical, and besides, they give you hat-hair. But I hate having cold ears in the winter, and earmuffs, well, I don’t know about earmuffs—they seem suspicious. (And they’re uncomfortable.) So the logical alternative is.... a knit headband!

First I knit one for my mom because... have I mentioned how many hats I’ve made for my mom that don’t fit her head? We’ve got large heads in this family, but it’s not because we’re arrogant, it’s because we’re smart. (Or at least that’s what I like to tell myself.) Anyway, I have this goal to make my mom the perfect winter headwear, and I almost always fail. Oh well.

So I made a knit headband for my mom. I used a soy-blend yarn that she got for me—very fancy. It was super easy; I just knit in stockinette from the button end to the buttonhole end with a couple stitches of garter stitch on each side. Oh yeah, and throw in some increases and decreases in there too. And here are pictures, cute right?

Nice slouch!

A headband for my mom!

 The only thing really worth mentioning is the pattern for the buttonhole. I used the Bestest Buttonhole (truly!) pattern from Stitch ‘N Bitch: Superstar Knitting. It’s the only buttonhole I have ever knit that doesn’t totally suck. I recommend looking at the book because it’s got pictures, but here’s basically what you do:

1. Work to where you want the buttonhole.

2. Slip the next stitch knitwise. (This means act like you are about to knit the stitch, but then just pass it to the needle without pulling a loop through.)

3. Bring the yarn to the front.

4. Slip the next stitch knitwise.

5. Pass first slipped stitch over second stitch and drop off needle. You’ve bound off your first stitch!

Repeat steps 4 and 5 until you’ve bound off enough stitches.

6. Slip the last stitch from the right hand needle to the left hand needle. Turn work around.

7. Cast on (purlwise) one more stitch than you bound off. Turn work around.

Now marvel at that fancy buttonhole!

Well, I liked the one I made for my mom so much that I made one for myself with some alpaca yarn I had been hoarding. (Alpaca yarn is so wonderful... sigh.) And aren’t those wooden buttons cute? Kelly got them for me, and I honestly want to use them on everything.

Wooden button <3

Oh and the flowers? Well... I just sort of made them up. It’s crocheted... you can figure it out or look at a book or something.

Pattern: mine (with the Bestest Buttonhole!)

I forgot I had a blog

So, I sort of forgot I had a blog, but I remember now. Prepare yourself for a bunch of catch up posts!